Check Me Out Lyrics: Henry Biggs Refrain: Check one, check two Check three, check me . . . out Check one, check two Check three, check me . . . out (x2)   Got an eye out for you mama-come on you know you wanna   Let me get you h-h-hotter than a sauna Me, me, me so dope, so groovy, so, so fly for a pale guy my love’s hotter than the fourth of July,   Come correct, Krystal, a tuxedo Or a teeny speedo, my game’s all that and a bag of ch-ch-cheetoes Neat-o, Holy Toledo You look so wondrous love the sundress now get undressed my love’s thunderous   Let’s get buck-naked and get a mattress--under us Gotta chase ya,  catch ya, be my Cleopatra, do what comes natura(l)   Do the kama sutra—need you ta be my fyut-cha Cuz baby don’t mean to brag don’t mean to boast,   But coast to coast they want my butter on that breakfast toast Refrain Yes, let me be your sugar daddy my lady   And be my butterfly and we’ll cocoon together baby   Moves from Travolta and body by Jake Pour your syrup on me and prepare to get pancaked   What’s your pleasure, Lola? Mazola? Canola or petroleum jelly?  R Kelly all down your sexy belly Come my goddess don’t be modest you the hottest, now why not us? Let me be your Casanova, come on and get closah, check the Testarossa,   Rock the roller-coaster, pack more meat than a Ponderosa   Refrain   Ch-ch-check me …out (x4)

The Puzzle . . . What letter is missing? How does this add to the meaning of the song? The Solution (highlight area to read): What’s missing from the lyrics is the letter “i.” The lyrics themselves are boastful and provocative, revealing a life of sex without substance. Within this life, the subject has lost himself in his lifestyle, thus, no “i.” Just as your coach always told you “there’s no ‘I’ in team,” there’s no “I” in the type of life the subject leads. Still confused? Click here to send in your questions.